Monday, September 22, 2014

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

coonami:

Why

coonami:

Why

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raspbeary:

been working on this piece the whole day and i love the way its coming out

raspbeary:

been working on this piece the whole day and i love the way its coming out

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startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

(Source: srabaskerville)

imsoshive:

I remember one morning a few years back I was making breakfast for myself. So i’m frying the bacon when I hear a knock on my door. I open it to see one of those door to door solicitors from the Nation of Islam. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “I smell swine my brother.”

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isacknewton:

isacknewton:

WHY CAN’T SHEEP BE THE PLURAL OF SHOOP INSTEAD LIKE GOOSE AND GEESE 

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he got really mad cause he likes shoop better

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dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on the planet and if they all farted at the same time it would literally cause an earthquake, there is no way to disprove this