Wednesday, October 1, 2014

heart:

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

i dont remember saying yes to you

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

paperbeatsscissors:

a precise calculation.

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

(Source: theonion)

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

(Source: chrom-o-ween)

84emojis:

*white woman in a salon chair voice* I’M FEELING BRAVE TODAY

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

image

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

(Source: use-the-force-harry)

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped)

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped