Teacher: sit down
Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
my whole life
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
'you're too old for pokemon'
I believe we are called VETERAN TRAINERS, THANK YOU
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
when someone is mean to you