Wednesday, April 23, 2014

heyfunniest:

thestudleylez:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

what the fuck is this fucking shit 

i want it

cards against humanity for the win

This is Cards Against Humanity. I bought one here. It’s a super fun game!!!

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(Source: bangarz)

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch)

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

taggedrne:

when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain)

(Source: gifs-himym)

(Source: daehyus)

superchalmers:

fanfictionaddict13:

cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs

no it was to be more pharohdynamic 

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

(Source: guy)

okxo:

trust:

how do people do the thing when they wake up and look good

by being beyoncé