Shipping is such a strange concept. You fall in love with people falling in love.
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
Anonymous asked: how do you give a bj
get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at
*adopts 420 children* haha raise it
don’t you mean blaze it?
NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy